Kawaii! Octopuses are cute, aren't they?
They're just like little girls with their big eyes and tiny bodies. I want to hug them all up tight.
Octopi have eight arms, but that's not the only thing they have in common with girlies. You see, they can change colors too—like a chameleon. When you think about it, though, if you had five or ten million years of evolution behind you, you'd probably be able to do some pretty amazing things too.
The kawaii octopus isn't actually as cuddly as I made him sound. He has sharp little suckers on his tentacles, and they're covered in poison. So if he gets hold of you, don't worry about dying quickly—you'll die slowly instead. But at least you get to watch your life flash before your eyes.
But at least you get to watch your life flash before your eyes. (That's another good reason to never meet an octopus. Now what was it I wanted?)
